Manch Dressing

Male ejactulation.

Dude 1: This girl was a champ dirty talker! While she's sucking and beating me off she said "Give all your Manch Dressing Daddy" I blew load right there! And she swallowed all of it!

Dude 2: Marry her!

by MarcMars June 14, 2018

The colours of the dress

A situation or concern so ambiguous nobody can agree. An existential loophole.

1. Cedric and Anna are arguing over the existence of God again… The colours of the dress, man.
2. Tea or coffee? Here we go again, the colours of the dress!

by Ervaela February 27, 2015

My Dress-Up Darling

borderline hentai. it has some fan service elements but it's a pretty good show ig. 95% of people just watch it just for the main female protagonist (Marin Kitagawa)

My Dress-Up Darling is still a far better love story than Twilight.

by bamfwag June 26, 2023

Dressing Up A Chair

A simile used to describe a thoroughly useless, unproductive endeavor.

Justin’s new proposal was as useless as dressing up a chair.

by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020

DRESS UP

The best song by singer,songwriter Chloe moriondo. It is the 7th track on her 2022 album SUCKERPUNCH

Someone: OMG OMG did you listen to Chloe moriondos new song?
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing

by Emerals February 21, 2023

Dress Fracture

The action of ripping a females dress open in order to gain access to the vagina and/or asshole.

Dress Fracture- We were so horny we couldn't wait, so I dress fracktured her.

by Cackyblacky September 24, 2016

dick dressing

The after effects of when pulling ones dick from a cunt or anal cavity.

Yo john i was fucking my girl but she was so wide i slipped it in her ass instead and after i pulled out i had the worst dick dressing on my shaft i have ever experinced.

John: I would recommend she shower more and even consider an enema.

by Citizens April 22, 2014