Crusty Trumpet

A sex act in which a man engages in anal sex with a woman, without any lube. The woman then releases gas during the act, not unlike a Trumpet.

man 1 - Where's Dave?
man 2 - I think he's slipping his secretary a Crusty Trumpet.

by Fbbb September 23, 2010

Crusty Potato

The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'

I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?

by SirDumpsalot January 3, 2009

crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

Crusty Wigwom

The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).

Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?

by Bro Rape '08 December 18, 2008

Crusty buns

When yo buns is crusty

Dayum Andrew got them crusty buns

by Tonka371 April 23, 2015

crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms March 24, 2016