by Ksuave April 20, 2022
Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
by CrispehKobe May 06, 2022
When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.
When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.
Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
Smoked out.
When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.
Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
by KnightMare. July 25, 2018
Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
by That person he’s mean January 14, 2023
by City6930 June 29, 2021
the satisfying frequency of an expulsion of air from the lungs and throat, typically when one is sick or has a build up of mucus.
by jinluver February 21, 2022
by Hello fella August 02, 2020