When you're about to make love to an asian woman until you realize that there is already semen in her vagina. Suprise! Also known as KanichiWhoa.
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Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!
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"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."
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