syce-clown

(n.) a foolish thief.

Guy 1- "Syce-clown, did you drink my whiskey?"
Guy 2- "Nawbrahs all gooddude."
Guy 1- "Then why's your face red? You wasted, and you owe me $30."

by Da Sperminator January 25, 2011

clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."

Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

by speakonit December 17, 2012

little clown

A fully erect penis.

Hey girl, why don't you seat on the little clown? I know you want it!

by DrLeKter December 12, 2008

Clown Aborshun

A clown aborshun (abortion) is someone who is not funny. The term was created by Twitter beauty @sexpot_sharon is explained by her as "a lickel baby clown wi a clown mum an a clown dad an baby turn owt to be dull as fuck an not funny so they aborshund it"

you're just not funny, you're a clown aborshun

by FatAlan June 29, 2011

fuck clown

A fucking loser/ goof who is just a low life. Also probably touches little kids, and has done jail time. He also can't be taken seriously and owes people money

Where's my money fuck clown. You're a fuck clown get away from that kid

by Turbojail January 6, 2014

Clown in the Rain

Busting a nut on the face of a girl who is wearing a lot of makeup resulting in the running of this makeup down her face and neck.

"I heard John got a BJ from that girl with all the makeup and made her a clown in the rain"

by jac11221 May 5, 2008

ass clown

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004