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Christian

Christian is a sweet,loving,athletic and funny guy. He truly is a dream come true. Christian is so sweet, but can be the stupidest guy ever at points. He’ll always be there for you, even through your hardest times. He’s very cute, but can be annoying like anyone. But the absence of him drives you crazy. When your in his arms you feel safe and everything you stress about disappears, you feel like your flying. Yet if he gets mad at you, you feel so ashamed you just want to run away. When he’s happy your happy. When your feeling down, he cheers you up. If your his girlfriend your the luckiest person on earth! Overall Christian is the sweetest, most loving, most caring guy you’ve ever met! If you haven’t met a Christian you haven’t lived yet. That’s a Christian for you!
Girl #1 omg who is that?!
Girl #2 On that’s Christian my bf.
Girl #1 omg he’s YOUR boyfriend?
Girl#2 I know right I’m lucky!
by Hottiegal3256 October 8, 2017
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Christian

Christian is the red haired, overweight kid across your street who constantly taunts and teases you. He's the kid that bullies you to the extent where you'll quit a sport. The weird thing about Christian is you can beat him in a fight but you choose not to because you know he'll run to his equally and if not more overweight mom and tell. That's a christian, not some nice kid like these other sheeple think. Or he could be a cool highschooler who plays basketball either or
Friend- Christian is such a fucking cuck
You- I know right. Why can't he just stop being a cuck
by Stanleegon November 17, 2018
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Christian

the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday
christian is a weeaboo
by cuklord May 11, 2016
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Christian

Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
I wish I can be that kid Christian
by 50 Christian March 14, 2017
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Christian

1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.

Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.

Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
by casper-girl April 12, 2009
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Christianity

a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side

jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity

matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
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Christian

A delusional bigot who believes a magical sky fairy will take all their problems away. Well guess what. He won't. Life is meaningless. Fuck you.
Hey, I'm a deluded christian moron, I believe in a cosmic jewish zombie who is his own father and son and will come back to life to 'save' us from nothing. I have the mental capacity of a delusional two-year-old who still believes in santa. WHOOOPEEEE DOOO! GOD BLESS GOD AND JESUS!
by Trollbeast November 26, 2013
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