Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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Get the Cheating mug.Refers to the sequential order of unfaithfful sexual liaisons shared by multiple partners. Although only one or two individuals may be aware of other specific individuals in the chain, there are theoretically an infinite number of partners in the chain.
"Tania is totally down with a no-strings attached while her husband is out of town and I've wanted to fuck her since she moved in next door."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
"Bro I'd wear protection if I were you. I know for a fact she fucked my dealer and I know my dealer fucked Jessica bareback when her boyfriend was deployed in Iraq. I know because I was there and I fucked her too. That bitch is full of diseases science hasn't even discovered yet."
"You're right dude. I'd be in a fucking polluted cheat chain with Jessica and who knows what her boyfriend broght back from Iraq."
by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016
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Get the <.0.4.7.6.>Cheat = Process, Lie = Dichotomize, Steal = Journal<.0.4.7.6.> mug.bf: hey, where are you?
gf: with my friends, don't worry about it
bf: weird cuz they're with me
gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
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gf: i can explain
bf: you cheat
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Get the cheat mug.when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.
i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.
by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016
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