canned pork

Reference to Spam, but with an internet context, such as a "spam" topic on a forum.

That new user's post was nothing but canned pork.

by Ozzy_Oswalt January 14, 2008

Cane and Mabel

A constantly and violently arguing couple often
on the verge of, or actually trying to kill each other.

There have been blood-curdling screams coming from next door all week. The cops just gave up on those Cane and Mabel crazies. It won't end til one is dead.

by badwsky February 10, 2010

cagnet

A term in Mw2 were a player is phsicaly "attracted" or drawned to a claymore and procededs by getting killed by that said claymore.

Wow he got killed by a claymore, what a cagnet.

by The Juggernoob February 11, 2010

Canned

Getting imprisoned

My boy just got canned for shotting drugs!

by PussyEater112 May 19, 2015

cannell

Overall awesome. Usually in the streets as a hipster. Nice, amazing person who wants to help people out. Is somewhat Christian, gives the best rides in the world. Usually cuter than most guys. Adorable and is nerdy and obsessed with comics and action figures. A great convincing public figure.

I met a real cannell today, I scored big time!

I hope doctor cannell gives me his special treatment.

He's such a fucking cannell , he takes all the girls.

I can't belive what a cannell day this has been! I'm so happy.

by Lolisballsinmymouth. September 6, 2016

Canned Bread

It’s beer.

(Watching spongebob at age 7)
Dad what’s canned bread!

My dad with a huge ass grin on his face:
Beer!

by SkullyBoiBrody May 25, 2021

cannesb3ans

Cannesb3ans is a really cool tiktokker with almost 1000 followers. They're a really funny person that post about bo burnham. She also came up with the idea of boconut, which is bo burnham as a coconut.

Person 1: Have you seen Cannesb3ans new video? They're so funny!
Person 2: Yes i have! She's so funny!

by makehappyintro September 28, 2021