by Ella’s Dictionary December 27, 2019

by 66666666666 August 15, 2011

Blixs can be what ever you want them to be, feelings, objects, dirty looks, thoughts or blixs can mean absolute nothing at all when you use it!
I been catching blixs!
She fly i gotta catch those blixs!
I was standing on corner minding my own and i stated catching blixs!
Did you see all those blixs ? Lets go catch um!
I haven't had blixs in a minute I need to catch me some of that!
nonsense slang Ronzell
She fly i gotta catch those blixs!
I was standing on corner minding my own and i stated catching blixs!
Did you see all those blixs ? Lets go catch um!
I haven't had blixs in a minute I need to catch me some of that!
nonsense slang Ronzell
by Runzell October 25, 2015

When you can’t have sex because your partner is mad, but your partner is mad because you can’t have sex
Guy standing behind a podium: man I’m not prepared to back that ass up for my worms with polio charity speech
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
Yossarian: *whispers in his ear* B O N E R
Guy behind podium: AW SHIT NUGGETS, LOOKS LIKE I’VE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE OLE CATCH-69
Podium: *flips over violently and explodes sending wood fragments cascading throughout the auditorium*
Dunbar: my wife not sex with me
The end…?
Bugs bunny: ehh, SMARTPHOWNED.com
Asian street market vendor scratching her balls raising 2 kids on her own on account of 3rd world corruption wanting me to be her Dane cook: it was all a dream
Snow globe: farts
by Doomguy44 May 18, 2023

by Cyber Zombie 27 April 24, 2018

Show where Chris Hansen confronts men who have arrived at a sting house hoping to have a nice little date with a 12 year old girl
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
Chris: "Have a Seat, Please keep your hands where I can see them, Did you find the place OK?"
Pervert: "I'm not gay or anythin', I'm just sayin."
by Lee Weatherall November 29, 2019

by Mattyice606 August 17, 2022
