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coal car

The second-in-line spot in a man train. This man has to work a little harder than the rest of the train due to his added responsibility of giving the engine a reach around. Some people like the caboose, and just give. Some people like the engine, and just take. While others give AND take, no-one pulls double-duty like the coal car.
Man #1: "My ass hurts from last nights man train."
Man #2: "I couldn't agree more. You're just lucky you didn't get stuck being coal car; my wrists have never been so sore."
by Steve_ May 21, 2008
mugGet the coal carmug.

Smart Car

Smart Car (n.) The dumbest idea any auto maker has ever had, even worse than the Reliant Robin. It is one of the most ugly, least safe, and generally most annoying cars in the world. The people who drive them are among the most annoying human beings as well.
Jim: Hey is that a Smart Car?

Me: Yes! Quick, flip him off!

Jim: Oh, okay. Why?

Me: I have a policy...
by Yar! A pirate! October 28, 2010
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Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 February 7, 2012
mugGet the Car trainmug.

car tourism

the act of driving around a new or familiar place as oppose to walking, hence seeing and enjoying more of the area in a short space of time from the comfort of your own car.
girl: lets walk round the new forest

guy: car tourism is the way forward
by unico2525 June 22, 2011
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Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.
Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"
by Zroogz June 6, 2018
mugGet the Car-eermug.

Car Clog

I was late to work because I got caught in a car clog.
by DaveWeasel June 16, 2012
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car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011
mugGet the car candymug.

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