a noncontagious disease as a result of excessive mooching (see mooch) where as the moron or stupid idiot fuckhead taints their personality to the furthest extents and alters their natural path of Morphogenesis thusly creating congenital defects that appear on their physical appearence.
In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.
Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
In other words, when a person becomes notoriously known as a moocher and continues to live such a lifestyle, jigaboo-like traits ensue.
Basically... they mooch so much they suffer in it and become something like a crack whore.
"Don't let her in, she's got MOOCH CANCER"
by Nacon February 13, 2008
by UnknownAddict April 15, 2016
Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
by "rev" skippy dammit January 23, 2016
by Bacon_boy_33 February 05, 2019
by MARIJEWUANAS June 10, 2014
A man or woman having sex with a person who has cancer and transferring the cancer to the other person
by Daddie pepper :) September 14, 2019
When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.
"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020