canadian tailgate

while nailing ã girl from behind doggy style, you jam ã beer bottle up her ass at the same time.

"man, I gave your sister the canadian tailgate last night with ã labatt, then ã mexican tailgate with ã corona later."

by ryanthebatman September 28, 2008

Canadian

A person residing in or born in Canada.

Superior to other countries in the following areas: hockey, healthcare, peace, tolerance, beer, maple syrup, government.

Able to take credit for the following inventions (not nearly the entire list): basketball (yes, actually invented by a Canadian - do some research), electron microscope, goalie mask, insulin, lacrosse, pacemaker, zipper...

Canadians are the best humans in the world.

by K. R. August 18, 2006

Canadian Porch Swing

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.

Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.

by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014

canadian rough house

a sex position when a man holds a woman up-side-down with her legs spread open completely while he does her hardcore up the ass

Last night I engaged in canadian rough house sex with my girlfriend.

by J-Ho!!! July 31, 2006

Canadian Tire

A great place to pick up hot Canadian chicks.

John met Amy at Canadian Tire while he was getting his car fixed, and couldn't wait to bang her.

by Tomato Head October 13, 2006

canadian fakeout

Where you are having sexual intercourse with a lady doggy style, He pulls out then spits on her back. When she looks back, he ejaculates in her face.

My girl was being a total bitch yesterday, so late last night i hit her with a canadian fakeout

by Jungdaddy18 April 26, 2006

Canadian Starburst

Inserting your fist into your partners anus or vagina then extenting all fingers simatanously to create a bursting sensation. Also known as the Candian Starbursts when using mulitple hands.
Sex Moves

I was shooting for the stars when I gave her a Canadian Starburst.

She said, "It felt like the 4th of July when you gave me that Canadian Starburst."

"Was that the Canadian Starburst woooo OH woooo now I know how the dinasours went extinct."

by Rossdizzle April 1, 2008