by Cute Eggplant July 15, 2012
The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.
Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".
by The Fig February 06, 2011
This is usually something a girl says about another girl. It can indicte a number of different things, depending on the context.
For instance, if a girl says this about her ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, or just a boy she really likes, what she means is that she doesn't feel any strong feelings toward the girl, but feels compelled to say something. This statement is meant to make the boy reflect and realize that A) that's very nice of a girl to compliment another girl and B)Well, yeah, she's cute, but she's not as pretty as (girl who made statement)
In another context, this can also be said of a someone, maybe a whore, that a girl doesn't like but doesn't want to seem nasty. It's always meant to reflect positively toward herself, for boys to take their attention off the "cute" girl and notice how cute the other girl is, or at least how "sweet" and "charitable" it is of her to offer a compliment.
For instance, if a girl says this about her ex-boyfriend's current girlfriend, or just a boy she really likes, what she means is that she doesn't feel any strong feelings toward the girl, but feels compelled to say something. This statement is meant to make the boy reflect and realize that A) that's very nice of a girl to compliment another girl and B)Well, yeah, she's cute, but she's not as pretty as (girl who made statement)
In another context, this can also be said of a someone, maybe a whore, that a girl doesn't like but doesn't want to seem nasty. It's always meant to reflect positively toward herself, for boys to take their attention off the "cute" girl and notice how cute the other girl is, or at least how "sweet" and "charitable" it is of her to offer a compliment.
Girl: Who was that, you were with?
Guy: My girlfriend, Kaitlin. We've been together a month now.
Girl: Oh, cool. She's cute.
Guy: Yeah.
Guy: My girlfriend, Kaitlin. We've been together a month now.
Girl: Oh, cool. She's cute.
Guy: Yeah.
by I Talk To Flowers February 28, 2009
Part of a phrase deducted from Young Blaze's "That girl ain't cute" video that went viral on youtube several months ago.
Best used as a reaction to anything that is seen as "offensive", "disgusting" and or "uncool".
Best used as a reaction to anything that is seen as "offensive", "disgusting" and or "uncool".
Look at my new UGGs!
Girl, that ain't cute.
Did you see the size of that woman?
Sure did. That ain't cute.
Girl, that ain't cute.
Did you see the size of that woman?
Sure did. That ain't cute.
by crackbot November 23, 2010
by Sahara Echo March 20, 2020
A term describing a boy who looks stoned all of the time, but in a hot way. Cocaine cute boys usually wear streetwear, designer, and dress edgy but still manage to look "messy"...but in a hot way. Not completely an e-boy but they definitely give off e-boy vibes. They probably listen to underground rap, emo rap, or rap rock and are most likely high all of the time.
James Franco in Freaks and Geeks was cocaine cute.
This boy in my algebra class always comes in late and smells like weed...he's cute but in a cocaine cute kind of way.
This boy in my algebra class always comes in late and smells like weed...he's cute but in a cocaine cute kind of way.
by sleepyfallow March 09, 2019