Cuddle the Pink Bat

1) Made famous by Twitch streamer Crumps2, a home run hit by a pink colored bat.

2) A euphemism for masturbation

1) "Back! Deep! That was a MOONSHOT, folks!"
"Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

2) "Man, Coach's Daughter is hot! Time to Cuddle the Pink Bat!"

by Byte Man March 26, 2017

national cuddle day

National Cuddle day is the best day of the year! Taken or not, cuddling is one of the best feelings in the world and always will be, if you have the chance to cuddle with your crush or maybe just a hot/cute boy or girl, It will make your day

National Cuddle Day Is The Best day of the year!

by SlothKing1 May 25, 2018

One way cuddling

When only one party is putting in effort during a cuddle; it would appear as if only one significant other is cuddling.

Dude last night wasn’t very fun because Renee was one way cuddling me.

by Creamcheesebagel July 12, 2020

Let's just cuddle

A woman's suggestion to her partner, that she should cuddle someone nonsexually (usually in place of more erotic action). Unfortunately, this suggestion is usually rejected, willfully misinterpreted, or completely ignored.

My ex called me a frigid teaser every time I said "Let's just cuddle."

by Ingeborg S. Nordén December 13, 2008

Online Cuddle Call

a cuddle call for when you're dating someone online or in a long distance relationship, usually one person asks for a cuddle and the other responds with "*cuddles* " or something similar to that.

Person 1: Hey I need cuddles
Person 2: *cuddles*
Person 2: now tell me what happened?
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Person 1: I want to cuddle someone...

Person 2: well you can give jack a Online Cuddle Call!

by Felix_FPVirus August 10, 2015

cuddle-stalking

Stalking a person while playing with each other's private parts.

It was fun cuddle-stalking your almost-but-not-quite-good-enough potential boyfriend.

by C.Ni March 25, 2010

Cuddle Puddle

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).

After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.

by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017