battle crab

A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.

Don’t worry, this base has never been raided-OH SHIT IS THAT A BATTLE CRAB?!?!

by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021

crab mangoon

A circle jerk where everyone cries at the end. ♋

I thought our circle jerk was gonna be a good time but it turned into a crab mangoon.

by NotAGinger50 July 10, 2021

Full Crab

To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.

"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."

by gstark November 28, 2012

Crab Racker

A Bitch who racks up crabs, and leaves them at you house...

Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.

by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012

Faux crab

Imitation crab meat sold mostly at chinese buffets and supermarkets in the seafood section. Faux crab resembles real crab meat, but is artificial and cheaper than real crab.

Dude this crab dip tastes great." "Yeah, and its faux crab too!

by Natwdawg March 12, 2011

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011

CRAB AIDS

Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY

School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.

by Crabaids taste good November 24, 2021