home coming queen

usually a "popular" chavy girl who spent her whole life planning out how she was going to sleep her way into being prom queen!

at six... "i'm gonna ave a pink dwess and be home coming queen"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"

or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"

by ..::fran::.. July 23, 2006

coin machine

An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.

You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.

by TPM June 21, 2006

Coming out of the wardrobe

A time in one's life when he/she realizes and accepts that magic, Santa Claus, and any other fairytale-like belief is untrue. (A play on the phrase 'coming out of the closet', 'wardrobe' being a reference to the Chronicles of Narnia series.)

My son is finally coming out of the wardrobe, so so I don't have to give the little bastard any money for losing his teeth anymore.

by Sarykos January 4, 2011

bulldozer with flames coming out the back

A counter-strike team which derives its skill from both the cock of Satan and rainbows. They often spend their free time verbally abusing pre-teens over the internet.

Bulldozer with flames coming out the back raped me like I rape my wife when she's drugged up on Prozac. -jame^s

by Karl Fucking Malone May 29, 2008

coing

When two or more people are going somewhere. You are not going, you are coing...

"Where will all you guys be tonight??"

"We are all coing to the movies."

by prinksmadge March 31, 2010

Coin Hider

A male with foreskin (who is un circumcised). As to the person hides coins under their foreskin.

Mike: Man did you see that kid in the locker room today, he has a huge Coin Hider!
Trevor: Yah i know it's crazy!

by CrAZZY C July 29, 2011

coiner

A whiny prepish person whom gripes and complains about not getting "banker" hours at work. One typically finds these individuals slothing about, attempting to grab the spotlight whenever possible

Stop being such a coiner about this, and do what you're told.

by Allan Riggleman June 23, 2008