syce-clown

(n.) a foolish thief.
Guy 1- "Syce-clown, did you drink my whiskey?"
Guy 2- "Nawbrahs all gooddude."
Guy 1- "Then why's your face red? You wasted, and you owe me $30."
by Da Sperminator January 25, 2011
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clown question

A inappropriate question, typically dripping with either intentional or moronic douchebaggery, and usually posed by an actual douchebag.

A clown question is best met with the following retort, coined by Bryce Harper of the Washington Nationals on June 13, 2012, in response to a clown question posed by a Toronto TV reporter: "That's a clown question, bro."
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."
by speakonit June 13, 2012
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little clown

Hey girl, why don't you seat on the little clown? I know you want it!
by DrLeKter December 29, 2006
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Clown Aborshun

A clown aborshun (abortion) is someone who is not funny. The term was created by Twitter beauty @sexpot_sharon is explained by her as "a lickel baby clown wi a clown mum an a clown dad an baby turn owt to be dull as fuck an not funny so they aborshund it"
by FatAlan June 27, 2011
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fuck clown

A fucking loser/ goof who is just a low life. Also probably touches little kids, and has done jail time. He also can't be taken seriously and owes people money
Where's my money fuck clown. You're a fuck clown get away from that kid
by Turbojail January 06, 2014
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Clown in the Rain

Busting a nut on the face of a girl who is wearing a lot of makeup resulting in the running of this makeup down her face and neck.
"I heard John got a BJ from that girl with all the makeup and made her a clown in the rain"
by jac11221 May 06, 2008
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ass clown

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.
Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.
by Mark Whitney June 07, 2004
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