Christmas crunk

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

by Tweeples May 25, 2012

Christmas Bumb

Any person and or pan handler asking for a handout like a bumb, but has to be wearing at least one type of holiday decoration like a santa hat.

The people who wear santa suits and collect change outside grocery stores are christmas bumbs.

by LMFAO420 December 15, 2010

Christmas Challenge

Is a challenge taken from the first day in December to Christmas morning. It is a test to have 25 days free from masturbation. If one is too succed at this, it is the ultimate show of stanima, and endurance. plus one will have a fabulous chirstmas morning, an I'm not talking about the presents...

Guy number one"Hey man, or taking part in the Christmas Challenge?"
Guy number two "Nah, i couldnt make it past the second day..."

by chadbrochill69DPM December 5, 2010

Christmas pedo

A Christmas pedo is basically a santa that wants you to sit on his hard cock and ride it.
You can find these people in: Ikea or any shop that has a santa for children in.
You should stay away or the might rape you.

Bobby: look at that santa trying to rape kids with his hard cock
Greg: He has been doing that for 15 years straight! What a Christmas pedo

Little 9 year old: I'm going to sit on Santa's lap and get a present

Santa the Christmas pedo ho ho ho ride my cock little boy!

*starts to rape the kid and starts moaning loudly and eventually cums in his ass*

Dave: Why the fuck is that Christmas pedo filling that childs ass with white cum ? What the fuck he should be in prison!

by No1shaager November 1, 2019

Christmas Asswipe

Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.

"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"

by Bingo Bongo December 1, 2018

christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.

Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.

by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022

christmas outfit

1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.

2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.

Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."

by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016