Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
Get the christmas mule mug.1. (N.) A Christmas outfit is the result of having recieved many clothing items around the same period of time. Naturally, someone would want to wear all the gifts they've recieved at once, and when they do, it creates a mismatched catastrophy.
2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.
2. A outfit consisting of purely new items of clothing.
Ex. "Ew, she's wearing egg socks, a flannel, a sweater, shorts and reindeer print leggings all at once! Must be a Christmas outfit..."
by Pai_it_right March 5, 2016
Get the christmas outfit mug.Nudes which are sent in the Christmas season. Send nudes to those who you didn’t buy presents for and spread the holiday cheer!
Person 1: “Did you get anything from Melanie this year?”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”
Person 2: “Yeah bro she sent me some Christmas nudes! Just what i always wanted”
by James1904 December 24, 2019
Get the Christmas Nudes mug.Person A: How was your shift?
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.
Person B: Honestly, it was complete and total Christmas hell.
Person A: Really, that bad?
Person B: Roll on New Years.
by the_nutter December 20, 2014
Get the Christmas Hell mug.Once a man has undergone a vasectomy, his balls are purely decorative. You definitely still want them on the “tree” but they aren’t doing anything productive
by HenryWalter May 7, 2019
Get the Christmas balls mug.Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.
by J’oh December 25, 2020
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