Clickbait Cancer

A youtube video with tits or sexy girls in the thumbnail used to attract views.

Bob: 'Did you like my video?'
Tim: 'No its full of clickbait cancer!'

by UnknownAddict June 9, 2016

skank cancer

a women with a cancerous growth on the skank area

Rhen has Skank Cancer

by joe aaron, miranda May 25, 2007

Cancer fucker

A man or woman having sex with a person who has cancer and transferring the cancer to the other person

You're mom is a cancer fucker because your dad has cancer

by Daddie pepper :) September 13, 2019

Cancer Dogging

When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.

"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"

by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020

Hair Cancer

Puting hair removal cream into a unsuspecting victims hair conditioner.

Roommate 1: dude i just lost half my hair in the shower it was coming out in clumps ... i think something's wrong with me!
Roommate 2: Dude you need to go to the hospital .. I think you have Hair Cancer!

by Parrotmeat January 13, 2019

cancer random

Someone who is not known of or someone who has no social standing/presence in a given community

Person1: Who's this NotNaviLol guy @ing you on Twitter??
Person: Idk, some cancer random

by 6'3 support super star August 3, 2021

cancer freckle

an abnormally large mole that is unpleasant in appearance, often having hair growing out of them

"Dude, did you see that huge cancer freckle on that guy's face? It looked like it was going to pop."

by JacketJoe August 21, 2013