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Eating Blinds

When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
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whisky-blind

So drunk (having only drunk whisky) that one is temporarily blind.
"I was whisky-blind last night, staggering home at five."
by Schopenhauer-Lowell November 5, 2013
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Cankle Blindness

When a person likes another person so much that they can look past their cankles or even find beauty in them. Common in love-struck teens.
He's got it bad for her, man. The way he looks at her, he's got cankle blindness.
by YoungCalc June 20, 2017
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Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind
by Bigtoez July 25, 2019
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blind cited

Being subjected to numerous irrelevant cites or cites which are contrary to the point for which they are being cited. See also blind cite, blind citing.
In our discussion, Jeff sounded like he knew what he was talking about. However, when I checked his sources, I realized I'd been blind cited.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
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Word Blind

A reduced ability to distinguish between certain words. More men than women are affected.
Color blindness usually involves the inability to distinguish between simple words such as "why" or "hi".
Latoya: girl Marcos read my text and ignored it
Shylla: what you sent him?
Latoya: "hi"
Shylla: girl he must be word blind
by chalhoubmark August 9, 2016
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