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bank job

Using any paper currency in the palm of a hand while sexually massaging the male genitalia.

ie. handjob with money
"Bro, I just found a hundred dollar bill, and i'm out of lotion. I'm bout to give myself the illest bank job ever."

"Yo, my girl got paid yesterday and gave me the best bank job. She used a brand new Hamilton."
by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
mugGet the bank jobmug.

wang bank

A list of guys a girl want to bang
Damn that guys is hot, lemme put him in my wang bankspank bank.
by K_is4_Kool December 17, 2016
mugGet the wang bankmug.

Spank Bank

A pornography collection.

By gathering a sizable quantity of nudes of ones preferd attraction a person can develop a catalog of material typically used for masturbatory purposes.

In this technologically advanced age this collection can be condensed to a single folder on a smart devise for ease of storage and access.
*sees erotic picture of favorite character* thats going right in the spank bank
by Gas-Giant January 11, 2020
mugGet the Spank Bankmug.

pokemon bank

A software that let's you store up to 3,000 pokemon online and allows you to transfer your mons. It is also Nintendo's lack of common sense to make us wait longer for it.
by Shamaleon December 30, 2013
mugGet the pokemon bankmug.

Bank Wank

The reverse of Wank Bank.

It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
by Stefdalcheesecake July 29, 2013
mugGet the Bank Wankmug.

Wank Bank

A section of tha (mainly) male brain that keepz a record of sexually stimulating thoughtz + ideaz that are called upon when masturbating.
Have you seen Steve'z new girl?
I've added her to my wank bank.
by Safecracker G January 16, 2005
mugGet the Wank Bankmug.

Spank Bank

It's just a bank full of disgusting thoughts for rubbin one out.
Billy: Dude this girl showed me her perfect massive tits this weekdend.
Zac: Did you put that image in the spank bank?
Billy:Yeah dude I'm gonna rub one out later to it via spank bank.
by laflamablanca November 21, 2010
mugGet the Spank Bankmug.

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