muck butt

Muck Butt - the dirty, slimy, stinky, sweaty, itchy feeling you get in your ass crack after going too long without bathing. Usually occurs after long backpacking trips, or in people with poor showering habits.

After backpacking for a week without bathing, Jason couldn't wait to get home and clean his muck butt.

by Scamtrack February 06, 2016

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butt fever

The common symptoms of the stomach flu which includes vomiting and diarrhea.

Butt fever is the most unspeakable part of the stomach virus.

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

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chair butt

The flat butt one develops after sitting at a desk 40 hours a week.

I'm getting a flabby chair butt from sitting at my office desk 9-5 everyday and not getting up all day long. Time for some exercise and a stand up desk.

by G_W_G September 11, 2013

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