cuddle burrito 

Same as burritoing, just with your significant other.

"Wanna come over and be my cuddle burrito?"

cuddle burrito by GingersGoneWild2k17 January 26, 2017

greasy burrito 

(noun)

An intimate move involving:

Anal sex while your partner has profuse diarrhea, and then moving your penis from your partner's anus to their mouth. Closely related to ass to mouth

Alternate forms:

Greasy Taquito (noun)

Alternate form of 'greasy burrito.' A greasy burrito performed by a 'less fortunate' person.

"That bitch of a hooker I hired diarrhea'd all over my dick, so I gave her the ol' greasy burrito"

"Catcher: I feel weird"
*prrrt*
"Pitcher: I hope you're ready for a greasy burrito"
"Catcher: A what?"
"Pitcher: Open up!"

greasy burrito by toasty3000 March 23, 2017

french burrito 

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear

James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.

french burrito by HappyFresno February 14, 2018

Sexy burrito 

The box with an x that you get when you get a text with an emoji that doesn’t work on your phone

“I didn’t get the upside down happy face you sent. All I got is a sexy burrito. Emoji fail.”

Sexy burrito by Tivuq February 20, 2018

Greasy Burrito 

A sex act in which a bunch of dudes cum another guys dick, and then the dude who was came on fucks a girl

I did greasy burrito last night!
What's that?
You don't want to know.

Greasy Burrito by the_cool_kid_on_the_block May 28, 2018

Blue Burrito 

Rolling a woman up in a blanket like a burrito and hitting it from behind whilst water boarding her with the blue toilet water.

And there I was giving that bitch the Blue Burrito like a real Ford man.

Blue Burrito by Cakalacky October 2, 2018

Cali burrito joint 

A restaurant that serves California burritos among other Californian mexican culinary fare. The earmark of a true Cali burrito joint is their extensive selection of Sippy Cups, which are their exclusive vessels for serving beverages.

"Bruh, 'Gut Bomb Burritos' is the dopest Cali burrito joint fam. They have the roudiest selection of Sippy Cups , I always go for the 'Incredibles' one if it's available!"

Cali burrito joint by Burritobonerz9000 December 21, 2018