Awesome-er

More awesome than awesome.

Invented by Alicia Michelle Avila

I'm Awesome-er than everybody else.

by akextendedmagz July 21, 2011

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

awesomely bad

something that's so bad, its good.
something really bad but really addicting.

person 1: have you tried those salt and vinegar chips?
person 2: yeah, theyre HORRIBLE!
person 1: i know, but i cant stop eating them! theyre so awesomely bad!

by bitchy missy January 13, 2006

awesomeness

Someone who is amazing.

Aaron is the awesomeness because he would "hold the world on his shoulders if it meant that someone else would be without pain. "

by AngelaHope October 28, 2006

Awesome Meter

An "Awesome Meter" is a loose term used to describe whether or not a noun (person, place, or thing) is considered "awesome" or not. The Awesome Meter cannot be lied too; for the Awesome Meter knows all awesome-ness and sees all awesome-ness. Keep in mind that when using the word "awesome," you are comparing something to be so impressive, so jaw dropping, so amazing that the only word to describe it is... awesome! Something that lacks an "awesome" quality is obviously very low on the Awesome Meter. Something that is exceeding of an "awesome" quality is there by very high on the Awesome Meter. Such is the incredible power that the Awesome Meter harnesses.

"I would say that guy's Jonas' Brother's t-shirt is very low on the Awesome Meter."
"Holy crap! That movie had to be at least a 9/10 on the awesome meter!"

by Crux1989 November 4, 2008

getting awesome

When enthusiastically plowing a chick from behind, her face can easily get jammed into the bed/carpet/trunk of your car. Sometimes she will try to tell you "Get off me," but the words will be miraculously muffled - this will sound like she is saying "Get awesome."

So put up your arms, flex, and continue to do what you were doing, hands-free. If there is a mirror nearby, high-five it. This is the American Dream, and you are living it.

I was railing this chick the other night, and I was totally getting awesome like American Psycho. Then I smoked a cigar with general Patton.

by Chikin Thuggit January 2, 2008

Awesome Threesome

A drink composed of Jack Daniel's, Captain Morgan Spiced Rhum and Cola.

Crazier people tend to switch the Cola to beer.

Why don't we have ourselves a little Awesome Threesome to start the party ?

by Beer drinker December 19, 2012