by elpablos August 25, 2022

A shortened way of saying, "You may only speak to me when I give you direct permission to do so."
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
This phrase is usually only most effective if the user is of higher authority than the targeted person. Otherwise, the targeted person could respond with "I didn't either" in which both persons should halt speaking with each other as continuing on would be immature.
Bob and Jim are co-owners of a company. Billy is a lowly grunt working for them.
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
Bob: Hey Jim. You should stop eating fast food. Did you know that fast food is bad for you because...
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I apologize for the inconvenience I may have caused you, Jim. I was genuinely attempting to inform you of the dangers of fast food, because I worry about you and care for you.
Jim: I didn't ask
Bob: I didn't either
Jim: ...
Bob: ...
Bill: Hey guys! I just posted my name onto Urban Dictionary!!!
Bob & Jim: I didn't ask
Bill (pathetic retard): :( I can't say anything because if I do, I'll get fired
by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”
by Masterougwai October 2, 2021

An already dead question asked by entitled knobs who think you need their permission for you to join a conversation. Also the cause of the depressed quiet kids who can't talk at all. Crazier when they ask why they're so fucking quiet.
'Did I ask for you to be so entitled to think you're the only one who's allowed to say something? I don't need your permission to speak you fuck.'
by whoopsigotanexistentialcrisis! May 18, 2023

A question that is asked in a demeanor that's demanding like an officer of the law would when he pulls over and asks for an unlawful suspects' driver's license.
A person is more likely to ask-demand more for your annoyance than for genuinity.
A person is more likely to ask-demand more for your annoyance than for genuinity.
Susie: So Ann, are we having a sleep over tonight again? Remember u promised? And you said!
Ann: Yeah but it's only been 6 days since the last time you spent a night! My Mother ask demand why you were spending-a-night so often.
Susie: Should you just tell your Mom that we're just Besties ?
Ann: Yeah but it's only been 6 days since the last time you spent a night! My Mother ask demand why you were spending-a-night so often.
Susie: Should you just tell your Mom that we're just Besties ?
by sexcaries March 16, 2011

What you say when you can't answer a question someone asked you.
Originated from a meme based on a Muslim video of an islamic orator named Zakir Naik.
Originated from a meme based on a Muslim video of an islamic orator named Zakir Naik.
by noiwontwriteapseudonym April 15, 2025
