arse helmet

a big fucking idiot

its a nickname for someone you dont like, that you and your mates all know.

alright arse helmet hows it going?
have you seen arse helmet about... he's fucking retarded that guy!

by jonny rotten pants June 29, 2009

De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 20, 2011

Arse Belonger

Someone of homosexual orientation

Get away from my dog, you arse belonger.

by putyourdogonalesh September 20, 2010

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)

little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up

by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008

arse piffle

arse piffle...bollocks,rubbish,lies,total bullshit.

What ????? Im not having it you just won 26 million on the lottery,scored a pornstar girlfriend etc etc, thats just a bunch of f**king ARSE PIFFLE.
You know the type of person who has done everything you have, better than you or done it twice,got two of those or knows someone better??? they talk ARSE PIFFLE.

by Wayne STUNT December 7, 2007

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.

"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."

by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013

Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.

she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.

by group of four April 9, 2013