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Goose Arse

A negative description of an individual who's entire arse sticks out from the body while they stay in an upright posture. This is caused by the individual pushing their lower back and hips backwards on a constant day-to-day routine and over years of holding this posture causes what we now call a goose arse, because they waddle around with their arse stuck out.
A prime example of this 'Goose Arse' effect would be the character Lechero from Prison Break season 3, the prison boss.
John: ..hey! Get aload of goose arse over there.
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Ben: What's up with this guy?
Mark: That's Ol' McGoose Arse mate
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Gaz: Argh! Tony's p*ssin' me off.. he doesn't do any work round here.. all he does is boss us around while he just sits on his fat f*ckin' goose arse.
by (>x<ST3V3-0>X<) August 7, 2015
mugGet the Goose Arsemug.

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.
"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
mugGet the bone-arsemug.

Arse piss

I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.
by factmachine December 1, 2014
mugGet the Arse pissmug.

Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
by Misty Anus May 10, 2017
mugGet the Smokin' Arsesmug.

Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner
Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome
by FrankHank November 16, 2016
mugGet the Karcher arsemug.

lil arse

Nickname given to windup or provoke people with or without bunda
Alright there lil arse”
“Stop being a dick I’ve got bunda
by TastyTatas January 4, 2022
mugGet the lil arsemug.

cake arse

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.
Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.
by fathereddie9898 May 2, 2019
mugGet the cake arsemug.

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