Arse Nipples

The arousal of an old man sitting on a woman's face

"I sat on her face and it gave me pointy arse nipples"

by kinglish October 19, 2018

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smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 22, 2013

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De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.

Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.

by nutellacrepes February 01, 2011

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Arse bones

The bones found in ones arse

My arse bones are killing me after last nights antics with shaggs aye

by Chewbac July 09, 2022

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arse piffle

arse piffle...bollocks,rubbish,lies,total bullshit.

What ????? Im not having it you just won 26 million on the lottery,scored a pornstar girlfriend etc etc, thats just a bunch of f**king ARSE PIFFLE.
You know the type of person who has done everything you have, better than you or done it twice,got two of those or knows someone better??? they talk ARSE PIFFLE.

by Wayne STUNT November 12, 2007

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