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minted arse

When your outside smoking and some chick walkes past in Primark leggings that disappear up into her hoop.
Check that blondie with the 'minted arse'....thats well a bit of me.
by Dangerous Penguin March 25, 2017
mugGet the minted arsemug.

Arse Belonger

Get away from my dog, you arse belonger.
by putyourdogonalesh September 20, 2010
mugGet the Arse Belongermug.

Arse Rights

"arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."

As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"

Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
mugGet the Arse Rightsmug.

bone-arse

A condition that a person develops through prolonged periods of sitting on hard or uncomfortable surfaces.
"This wooden bench is giving me bone-arse"
by Anonymous June 15, 2003
mugGet the bone-arsemug.

arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)
little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up
by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008
mugGet the arse puppetmug.

Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.
she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.
by group of four April 9, 2013
mugGet the Moonhopper arsemug.

De-Arsing

The act of warming derrierre up after a brisk fall on ice. Always done in public, the said victim discreetly shows empathy for his/her sore frozen bottom by rubbing or just offering a few silent words of kindness. If rubbing is not an option, the hurt individual might clench the gluts; thus taking some of the pain away.
Dude, did you see the way that chick is walking? She either has to go real bad or is de-arsing herself.
by nutellacrepes February 20, 2011
mugGet the De-Arsingmug.

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