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alyssa joy

j: she's beautiful, btw she is alyssa joy
by aly's_jj March 15, 2022
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luke and alyssa

An affectionate couple who hold hands every chance they get. They’re best friends and lovers and enjoy talking about Doctor Who and The Office. They’re always together and love eachother a lot.
by marshmellowsweaterfest November 16, 2017
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alyssa sloan

a person who sits and eats two whole bags of chips and two granola bars
alyssa sloan ate all our food
by turtleplayer 1021 July 23, 2018
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alyssa 2.0

You’re hot when you drink coffee; you’re such an Alyssa 2.0’
by That dude. December 26, 2017
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Alyssa V

Damn id eat the shit out of that potato. (alyssa vallis)
by Evan Salter April 24, 2020
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alyssa zhang

Alyssa has a great smile and always horny. She openly talks about her sex adventures and often is in an on and off relationship with her boyfriend. Alyssa has no sense of style; token white girl, with the brandy Melville. She is also an absolute crackhead and is super fake. Alyssa has an annoying fucking obnoxious laugh. She has big boobs and sets up thirst traps for guys. Overall, she is just okay.
"who's that hottie?"
"oh that Alyssa Zhang, she's not as fire close up"
"aight, that body tho"
"nah shes a player"
by alyssajts June 6, 2020
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James and Alyssa

The next Bonnie and Clyde. They have a star crossed lovers kind of relationship so its not her fault, its just that there are other stars who are working against their relationship. He's only puts into action for the moment so he's not good for someone who was born in September. He should or should not be embarassed for a lot of things . But girls have to understand that this year, Alyssa and James(along with their Dads) will be living out Gods promise that they will become the most richest family on earth. No one will ever imitate them for they are beautiful for each other making and soon will rival pretty much every other couple from the Zodiac
James and Alyssa will come out as the next Bonnie and Clyde.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
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