A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
by Jtay23 January 24, 2024
Get the Alanmug. Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.
Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.
Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025
Get the Alanmug. 
Get the Alanmug. He is coolest guy you can meet, This man is probably a norvegian god fall in earth.
I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.
He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect
boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.
Everybody needs an Alan!
I mean, MATE! You just have to talk 5 minutes with him to see how much he is smart , sarcastic, and a very unique piece of sincerity. He is very open minded, funny and brave with a great sense of honor.
He's a gentleman you never see a man more kind with girls( in bed that's an another story) this man is the perfect
boyfriend.Every time you spent with him, have to be fully enjoyed.
And of course you never have deep conversation before you talk with Alan.If you are his friend or girlfriend , you don't realise your chance to be with this person.
Everybody needs an Alan!
by Huge boss February 12, 2020
Get the Alanmug. Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.
by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022
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If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
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by Guruji Irv December 20, 2017
Get the Alan’s Kmug. A Codie Alan is very rare one in a million, diamond in the rough, strapping young, GQ male model, hard and perfectly chiseled really really ridiculously good looking man with the most amazing overall package with the most loving and beautiful heart and soul any woman can ever dream of having the pleasure of waking you next to every morning.
Hot damn that's a fine ass Codie Alan, be his friend, even if it's only a Facebook friend and your sex appeal will improve 89%. Follow his Instagram then you got 99.9% fine ass #Swag.....predicted to break out a new dance instead of "Teach Me How To Dougie" everyone will be twerking to "Teach Me How To Codie"
by milfndenver May 21, 2016
Get the codie alanmug.