lung aids

Slang for emphasema or lung cancer.

Often said by pussies who are afraid to smoke, like me.

Go ahead smoke! Enjoy your lung AIDS!

by alskjfdlakjdsf June 26, 2007

tree-aids

A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.

Ewwww! Tree-aids.

by Morgan5o July 29, 2009

ADOS

Attention Deficit Oooh Shiny!

People say I have ADD, but I have ADOS. Oh, look, shiny!

by Ms Cullen June 27, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur December 13, 2008

gona-herpa-syphi-aids

1: Having a variable rainbow of sexually transmitted diseases. 2: Slut

Sally is such a slut, i bet that she has gona-herpa-syphi-aids!

by Ken Kearns January 24, 2008

Don't Get AIDs

An expression used to tell someone to be careful.
Also can be in the form of 'Don't CATCH AIDS.

Guy at party: Gonna be diggin that girl out soon.

His Friend: Cool, use rubber and don't get AIDS.


Ty: Going rock climbing on Saturday

His mom: K son, just don't get AIDs. *mwah* Love you.

Ty: WTF!!!?



WWII Marine Captain: Now remember men, we're completely surrounded by the enemy. Use you head or the snipers will make your you lose it. Just don't catch AIDs and we'll be home to see our families by Christmas. Clear?

His Men: 0_o

WWII Marine Captain: I said. AM I CLEAR MEN!!!!???

His Men: er....SIR YES sir!!!!?

by Ice? si March 27, 2009

Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit

by Amski D January 17, 2009