Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014

Luck Aids

A non contagious disease, that brings horrible luck down upon those infected. Causes situations that would happen to no other people, much like aids in that it will eventually kill you but will cause as much pain and havoc in your life before doing so.

Kyle has luck aids, poor bastard... its terminal.

by blahblah2012 December 14, 2012

Crane aids

A word given to describe a relic of a piece of equipment in industry or a dinosaur. This turd equipment has usually been cobbled together by our forefathers and is typically on the brink of killing someone even though it is used overhead everyday to lift large items.

Hey Larry, the office sent me out today to work on that crane, it has crane aids, we better call osha.

by TyroneJefferson July 14, 2022

Doodoo aids

When something is so aids that it needs doodoo as a prefix to handle its burden

Soup: I like fucking Motheryucker ass
Blarg: Nah dude thats kinda doodoo aids

by e5p3r June 3, 2021

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

Aids broke

Being able to not get food but get Smash Bros Dlc

Can I eat something at your house tomorrow? I have no money for food. Also, did you see the new joker DLC I bought? Haha, I’m so Aids broke

by HarryPooterz October 25, 2019

mens aid

A strong orginization of independent men that will tolerate no fucking shit from any hoe bag

I dont need to listen to you you fat bitch, im a member of mens aid

by david fucking fairbrer May 31, 2017