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Middle Aged Cack

Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.
Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911
by mrman112 February 25, 2020
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doable age gap

The "doable age gap" defines the age gap between two teenagers, in which having sexual intercourse with each other is morally acceptable. It is usually defined as 4 years of difference, so an 18 year old guy having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old girl would be out of bounds.
Shes 14 and hes 17 but thats still in the doable age gap.
by eden69 November 25, 2017
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Aging Dude Bro

The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”

32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
by ElegantlyWasted February 21, 2019
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teen age er

A childish adult like person that always has hormonal mood swings and only cares about their friends and themselves plus the latest gossip
Mom: “Sweetie, come down stairs for dinner.”
Hailey: “Uh... sure? whatever.”
Mom: “Teen age ers nowadays...”
by BabyFoxi July 6, 2020
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Armoire Gangsta (AG)

A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.

A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?

Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.

Fan 1: AG?

Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.

Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.

Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
by barec2 November 11, 2011
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Bronze Age Pervert

Right wing twitter personality also known simply as 'BAP', does podcasts and wrote a strange cult book named 'Bronze Age Mindset'.

Notorious anonymous German nihilist and pagan shilling Nietzschian, Schopenhauerian and pre-Socratic thought and philosophy via written and spoken word. Fills his posts with Zyzzian internet slang, speaks with a fake Russian accent and decorates his postings with pictures of modern day kouroi. Probably a schizophrenic humanities grad school drop-out who spends too much time in the gym.
'Bronze Age Pervert wants you to SUBMIT!'
by cuckhuntexpert April 15, 2020
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aged like milk

A phrase that looks fine, but years later becomes basically irrelevant.
(Trump wins in 2016)
"Maybe it won't be so bad."

4 years later

Dang, that aged like milk.
by BokuWaBoingo January 19, 2021
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