A school district where only the male teachers are good, super athletic, very good Football, Basketball, Track, and Cross Country teams.
by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
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-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
-The alcoholic lacrosse team, who will let you know they won WPIAL more times than you can count
-The artsy/liberal students, who like to claim that a new injustice or harassment has happened to them this week, meanwhile nobody cares and everyone leaves you alone
-The nice but HUGELY bitchy girls lacrosse team, make sure you don’t mention that you can’t check to them or you’re sexist
-The pretty white but pretty good basketball team
-180 dollar parking spots just to have dogs searching through your car because they smelled something
-Bag checks that take about 15 years, then getting bitched at for being late to homeroom
-Horribly allocated funding to every sport besides football
But overall, not a HORRIBLE place to be.
Bro 1 “yo did you hear about the bomb threat at Mars Area High School last week”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
Bro 2 “Lucky, they get the day off again”
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