Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man

"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

Zander Alan Keheley

sexiest man ever

I love Zander Alan Keheley so much

by blahblahblaaaaa696969 January 12, 2025

Alan Schilke

god

All hail Alan Schilke

by #robloxsucks December 14, 2022

Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)

Alan has a massive heart...

by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020