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Literally the guy with the smallest penis ever, I mean if you ever meat Aidan, just know he has the most miniscule minnow meat. In fact, Aidan in Danish actually means "penis that has never ever dwarfed anything in its entire existence". Like seriously, if it were an IPod, it would be a Shuffle.
Look at Aidan. I'm sure his penis is tiny.
Aidan by OliverMufasaBoi February 3, 2022
A very pretty boy
Person 1: Wow he's so pretty what's his name
Person 2: His name is Aidan
Aidan by Urstxpmxm February 10, 2022
dumbass bitch that plays valorant and he always mixes up your and you’re and cant spell for shit. hes in love with someone that hates him and has a mommy kink
“hey is that aidan over there
“yea dont talk to him he’ll call u mommy
Aidan by carrotsarelame February 19, 2022
An absolute bloody legend who is the most popular kid in school and all the girls are sexually attracted to him.
Aidan by Subscribe to Trayden YT February 21, 2022
Wearer of glasses, often with a mop of blonde curls. Some say he is older than his years, with his charm and comedy banter.
Aidan is a great friend to man and beast, and can often be found propping up the bar or rescuing a damsel in distress wether she likes it or not.
Is that an old shaggy sheepdog at my feet or as Aidan fell off his barstool?
Aidan by Ivanadick February 23, 2022
A pick me boy who always plays the victim. Always uses the excuse “I’m always high”. Literally has no friends and no one likes him
person 1: “omg she’s she’s acting like a total Aidan rn”
person 2: “Ikr, she says so much shit and just says she’s high all the time to get away with it. ”
Aidan by 69zaask March 7, 2022