I need five volunteers is a slang way of saying I need five people for a firing squad to execute someone.
Student: talking to dam much.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
Teacher: I'm trying to give a lesson could you please be quit.
Student: I don't give a fuck about school or you so fuck off.
Teacher: Alright then, Class I need five volunteers.
Student: What you need that for.
Teacher: Fuck around and find out.
by Gas Mask Lary August 14, 2021
Get the I need five volunteersmug. by coolboy122131 June 8, 2022
Get the michael needs to shut upmug. When a chick is not completely hot, but she would be if she was wearing that TV make-up that makes normal chicks look hotter
- What do you think of this chick? I met her yesterday
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
- Hmm, I don't know, she needs TV make-up. Then she would be a solid 7.
by Dexterprog November 25, 2010
Get the Needs TV make-upmug. The Yiddish, and unreleased version of Bruce Springsteen's Hungry Heart, written well before he was famous and when he was on a kick to appeal to Hasidic Jews in Brooklyn. Here are the know lines to that song:
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
Got a wife and kid in Williamsburg, Irv, I went out for a nosh, never said a word. Everybody needs a Kosher snack, bagel with a schmear, not a breakfast jack. A good knish or a matzo brei, a piece of lox that is not too dry.
Everybody needs a Kosher snack, from Borough Park down to Hackensack. Like the Nile when it doesn't flow, I got such gas that I gotta go. Everybody needs a kosher snack, take one now and then bring one back.
Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy, Oy
by tirtle July 2, 2018
Get the Everybody needs a kosher snackmug. A reference to a TikToker who acts as a NPC to get donations. He reacts to the donations you send, for example;
*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
*Sends Cowboy Hat*
French guy: "Riding the horse" and proceeds to recoil his butt.
by Mat7421 August 16, 2023
Get the I need more booletzmug. Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.
I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
you might need a giraffe.
You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.
you might need a giraffe.
by Beammeupscotty May 11, 2014
Get the you might need a giraffemug. 1. a warning sign that a social justice warrior (SJW) is about to complain about something- typically existing only in their imagination- using logical fallacies and utter nonsense. esp. when in written form.
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
2. an indication that the complaining described above is about to commence
white people don't want to date minorities, and we need to talk about it.
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
white people are increasingly interested in dating minorities, and we need to talk about it.
Magic the Gathering card artwork features Templar Knights, and we need to talk about it
by That.Guy456 January 24, 2021
Get the and we need to talk about itmug.