Rhen has Skank Cancer
by joe aaron, miranda May 10, 2007
by UnknownAddict April 15, 2016
by PsychoZ February 08, 2017
When you completely forget the purpose for walking into a room, so you begin pacing back and forth in hopes that you'll remember what you needed.
"Gerry, why're you aimlessly walking around like that?"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
"I'm cancer dogging, Pearl! I don't remember what I came in here for!"
by JoeTurquoise December 31, 2020
Ankle cancer is a horrible malady usually confined to the human ankle characterized by pain, soreness, inability to walk properly, and limited mobility.
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
Rarely ankle cancer can migrate to other joints; usually in cold weather.
Suffering in silence is not an option with ankle cancer as complaining about it
lessens the symptoms.
Sipping bourbon and/or Single Malt Scotch also lessens the pain of ankle cancer.
So far ankle cancer has proved to be incurable and increases with age of the patient.
Ankle cancer awareness is greatly enhanced by The WRONG Rev. Skippy Dammit's
annual fundraiser "The Limp For The Cure".
by "rev" skippy dammit January 23, 2016
by Bacon_boy_33 February 05, 2019
by MARIJEWUANAS June 10, 2014