The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

carla baker

Carla baker is the swamp creature of sindey ohio

Carla baker Horror

by Fucked up people January 19, 2024

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 29, 2023

Ashley baker

a failure

wow look at Ashley Baker , she’s such a failure

by Shrekzfoot September 11, 2019

Baker Rose

Baker Roses are very beautiful and love to read books. She will always put her friends first and follow all girl codes. Usually they like guys named “sam”. But that’s not always the case.

I want a Baker Rose type girl.

by emmarb April 18, 2019

Baker L Saturday

Noun:1)The only human being in the world that you must never fuck with.
2)The baddest bitch to ever do it.

You can try them all, but don't get on Baker L Saturday's bad side.

by Katherine Altengorimo November 23, 2021

Idaho brown baker

The act of inserting a potato into your anus for sexual pleasure.

"Dude, I thought Carol was a prude but she let me give her and Idaho Brown Baker"

by Jack_Slim February 13, 2021