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Brandon

The baddest, sexiest motherfucker alive. He will do anything for his friends and family. You need someone's ass kicked give Brandon a call. When it comes to fucking bitches, Brandon is the best there is. Brandon has pulled pussy since the day he was born.
Brandon is cool as fuck
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Brandon

Small Asian guy with hair longer than my dick.
Brandon is Brandon
by Small Dick Boi February 4, 2019
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Brandon

Synonym for a loser nobody likes

They are always making bad choices and fuck up their and everyone's lives around them.

They are Losers...

Also know as Dumb Fucks, Idiots, Fools, Dumb Asses, Dick Heads, etc.
Nobody likes Brandon, I don’t wanna be like Brandon
by Mr_Goosey February 7, 2022
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Brandon

Just an ordinary savage.
A.k.a crazy motherfucker
Brandon is a savage
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Brandon

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive

You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
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Brandon

A good guy. The good guy in the bunch. A guy that’s just good. One in a dozen good guy. 10/10 good guy quality. Quality over quantity good guy.
That’s Good Guy Brandon over there! He’s really a good guy!
by Tinn02 April 17, 2022
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Brandon

Is a snazzy friend but he is definitely not as cool as trinity.
"Wow brandon you are cool"
"Thanks but trinity is better"
by Trinityy138 June 15, 2018
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