The scientific law maintaining that you can only do something not stupid for so long. Inferring that no matter how well things are going, something stupid is bound to happen.
Perry: "Jacob is doing really well so far..."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
Nick: "Don't worry, he'll mess things up, it's Jacob's law."
by LazySour February 04, 2008
Jacob is a fuckboy.
by Princess_2018 January 14, 2018
Bitch ass nigga who drops a girl after the first date and cheats on every girl and his dick is only 3.2inch. he also uses every girl and he a fuck boy
by Ayedatboyshere May 17, 2018
A person who can't stop (talking) about (basketball), knows (famous) basketball players, and is (crazy).
by jahlfkjaslkdf June 01, 2017
Jacob is a boy in 8th grade who has got a significant other and who ever that significant is must be a lucky boy/girl.
He is a horrible friend and says lots of mean stuff to his friend.
He is a horrible friend and says lots of mean stuff to his friend.
IS Jacob in 8th grade
by They Call Me The Gay One May 28, 2018
The definition of a empty hearted "Simp" who back stabs another human in the the hopes of the touch of a women
by Frisky_Fred_ April 18, 2020
by 283838bobthebiulder February 25, 2019