by wishyouwerenthere November 11, 2021
Get the Jenna mug.Grounded girl who cant live a day without some sort of object near her vulva. Leaving you in your most vulnerable moments are very likely, symptoms are: black long hair, very VERY small, nice boobs and scorpio rare symptoms also include eating disorder
expample:
Jenna: ‘You’re my soulmate!!’
also jenna *leaves*
other person: why did jenna leave she said i’m her soulmate?
other person: don’t worry about it she just pulled THE JENNA
Jenna: ‘You’re my soulmate!!’
also jenna *leaves*
other person: why did jenna leave she said i’m her soulmate?
other person: don’t worry about it she just pulled THE JENNA
by heybabe1234 May 10, 2021
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A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
by Charlemagne1993 August 21, 2020
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by Sammy hunt June 15, 2021
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