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Craigs-enlist

When bringing somebody as backup to meet with people they definitely don't know or to just make sure you don't get murdered from the sheer irresponsibility that is Craigslist.
Neighbor 1: come on! I gotta go randomly try to make amends with somebody I pissed off a number of years ago when I was drunk.
Neighbor 2: fuck you! I'm not getting Craigs-enlisted in your goddamn, alcoholic bullshit, Mama's boy!
by '$^!-Mariner September 17, 2020
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craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
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Craiging

Craiging can be what ever you want it to be. From shananigans and Tom foolery, to bobbing for apples, craiging has infinite meanings.
The boys and I went craiging in a cornfield.

Let’s go commit arson while craiging.

I love craiging this Detroit Style pizza, because it’s really really good!
by Rizzy Detroit man January 6, 2024
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Jenny Craig, the weight loss and nutrition business, is closing its doors after four decades, according to internal communications obtained by NBC News.

The company reportedly announced to employees in an email late Tuesday that they are shutting down "due to its inability to secure additional financing."
Jenny Craig to close its doors after nearly four decades What?
by SPrice1980 May 5, 2023
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Craig Mabbit

One fierce hair flipper. Has a fan made 4 hour microphone licking video on youtube. Despite that display of solidarity with the gay community, they unanimously said nah....That's about it.
Craig Mabbit is a hair flipper and an avid straight guy supposedly. Refer to the comment section on his video on YouTube and leave your best guess.
by Vagictive July 31, 2024
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Craig

A superior life form, could also be likened to a Chad. Most likely a male between the ages of 16-23, Craig’s are the greatest among their peers, and are admired by all. They most likely possess powers which cannot be fathomed by anyone who isn’t a fellow Craig.
You just accidentally ripped the fabric of space time?? Bro you’re such a Craig!
by VERMILLIONN April 17, 2021
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