mom cheese

a slang term from the late-20th century which is synonymous with mother.

Mom cheese is going to be mad that I didn't come home before curfew.

by livefreediedirty February 22, 2021

cheese

a sponge on drugs

OMG MOM WHERE THE HELL IS THE CHEESE

by JOHNNY RICH January 16, 2020

Cheese-Wad

A Cheese-Wad is slang for a ball of musty dick cheese that covers your balls, its very nasty and really musty

"Yo dude, that chick pulled my pants off and she saw my Cheese-Wad

by MungFobe October 29, 2025

Cheese

An Americans dream.

Anyone: Hey, want some cheese?
American: Yes, i'm American.

by AnswerWithDoorbell December 1, 2022

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

fuffin no cheese

You just ain’t lying; it’s for real.

Guy 1: Hey dude that girl is so hot.
Guy 2: Yeah bro she is.

Guy 1: Fr I ain’t fuffin no cheese.

by Gelsheuwlbs November 23, 2018