A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
Get the Midlife Hoemug. by simp12345 May 5, 2022
Get the ck hoemug. A sophisticated hoe. They are people who take being a hoe to another level, so much that they pump up their body numbers day and night.
by drier than the atacama June 5, 2024
Get the Pump Hoemug. by Mongrol1 May 31, 2023
Get the Land hoemug. 

