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Texas faced sports cunt

One who insists on driving an early model red sports car with Texas plates. Can usually be found warming up the engine by over revving before 9 am on Sunday mornings.
"What's that noise honey?"
"Go back to sleep dear, It's only the Texas faced sports cunt from upstairs"
by Teddy Hancock August 4, 2008
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First rate cunt lapper

This is from an eikaiwa lesson video of a faux-geisha teaching Japanese women how to talk dirrrty in English. (Eikaiwa means English conversation by the way)

I wonder how many women actually used these lines, and how many befuddled men lost wood after hearing that they’re a first rate cunt lapper in broken English. “Come on Toshi! Come on!”
by Benedicte December 29, 2010
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Wet Ass Fuck Cunt

I saw a wet ass fuck cunt through the window of the apartment. It made me horny so I started to watch and Jack while watching outside in the open *it was night* I thought no one was around until I felt a hot ass chick sucking on my hairy balls. I cummed after a while and it splayed all over there window. The people in the apartment notest and took me and the chick sucking my dick inside and then we all had fun together the rest of the night.
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Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila

" They are both sexy as fuck and irrevocably in love with the hottie Steven Steven. They can often be found having threesomes with Andy and boobners with Alfred"
Sexy Sophie and Cunt Camila are megathots
by Fanger the banger February 19, 2019
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Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp
Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?
by Jerky finger June 30, 2018
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shit me dead cunt

It can be used pretty much just as an exclamation. Like in frustration when something is not going right. Or when something is top notch.
Shit me dead cunt she is fit.
Shit me dead cunt, cant you do one fucking thing round the house?
by the.bish April 16, 2019
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

An exclamation used by people who are very angry at someone. This usually happens when one is playing a video game, such as Call of Duty.
by killmedaddy December 15, 2016
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