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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.
"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."
by alexseymour October 26, 2014
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new word right

typically used in Manchester
change the subject;
move on
stop being boring , new word right
by learninggirl March 22, 2021
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my new character

my new character's whole deal that he's chill guy a lowkey dont give a fuck
guy1:do u like my new character?
guy2: huh?
guy1: hes a chill guy and lowkey don't gaf
by ligmasigma September 17, 2024
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New Tasty Buffalo

A real cool girl who all the other boys arent even okay with being not single anymore. Her bf lives in Buffalo and she likes him and he likes her and theyre dating
Dude 1: Hey man did you hear about Jim?
Dude 2: No, what happened with Jim?
Dude 1: Well Jim went off and got himself a New Tasty Buffalo...
Dude 2: Oh no, I'll be alone forever!
by mr. shmeckles July 9, 2019
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new word

this work is a new word as i have been told to enter words
hey it is new word outside today
by wario wario November 26, 2021
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