Life

The thing we get forced to have. We never asked to be gifted it and most of the time it sucks.

Connor didn’t get what he wanted. That’s just how life works.

by Oshiwaves May 18, 2025

Life

The seemingly never ending pit of darkness that was inflicted upon us when we were forced out of the void into these puny flesh cages just to suffer for a mere few years before being flung back into oblivion.

“How’s life going”
Me: hopefully it’s not going for much longer :)

by i_h8_me June 6, 2021

life

the definition of feeling alive and opening your eyes to see the light.

joey: i want to have a life forever

michael: that is not going to happen, you will die at one point

by fisherman1234567890 November 4, 2019

Fortnite in real life

The Fortnite kid's instant realization of not getting a #1 victory royale after killing 100 people, or pretending that mouth wash, laundry detergent, soap, shampoo, or any harmful chemicals are a chug jug and proceed to drink it. Often mistaken with GTA in real life, only difference is how the kid talks. If they mention mats, 90's, or scars, they are most definitely doing a Fortnite in real life.

‘where my victory royale’
-Fortnite kid that preformed a Fortnite in real life

by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022

life

to be or not to be that is the question. Die

I want to end my life

by scp fan fic November 5, 2020

Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

calling your life

When someone is being a dick and saying that your shit in some way or causing you unneeded hassle.

I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"

by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017