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Double dingus

When someone is being even more annoying than a dingus, which makes them a double dingus
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
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Churham Double

In the complex field of Churham Physics, Einstien's theory of General Relativity does not apply uniformly, causing wild swings in predictive values. The phenomenon is caused by a yet unexplained gravitational warp, discovered in late 2021 by amateur scientists in the USA. While the two systems are at odds with one another, there is an accepted conversion formula between systems:

Cu = Su*2

*Cu = Churham Unit
*Su = Standard unit

The Churham Double system has little to no practical use. It is used to convert partial units of work into full units of work without adding extra energy to a system. Calculating the Churham Double is wildly difficult due to gravity fluctuations within the Churham Influence Field (CIF). The CIF is a defined area in space-time, in the vicinity of the geographic area in north-central NC, USA. The CIF oscillates in intensity based on time of year, reaching its zenith in September. Observed CIF intensity is reduced by distance from center at a rate equal to the inverse square law (1/d^2).

CIF intensity affect subjects differently, making the conversion formula impractical outside of theoretical scenarios. The true value of events relies entirely on variables such as time of year, subject succeptability, and, of course, the warp field's affect on standard gravitational forces. Cu units are overwhelmingly higher than Su units - up to double (thus the name). A Churham Double resulting in a value lower than its Su counterpart is a physical impossibility.
Person 1: "I did 900 squats this morning, in 45 minutes!"
Person 2: "Are you counting in Churham Doubles?"
Person 1: "Of course I am, don't be ridiculous."
by dudewad September 13, 2022
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Double P.H.A.T.

Pro an con pretty hot and tempting plus psycho hateful and treacherous
Bro, that girl I partied with last night was a double p.h.a.t.
by Theenthusiast January 30, 2024
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Double dribble

When a player dribbles then stops, dribbles again then stops and dribbles again.
Player 1- hey bill just double dribbled!!
Player 2- yea I know he is going to get a foul!!
Player 1- then he might get fouled out!!
by Friends_star!! January 26, 2020
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Denver Double

A sexual activity involving 4 people, two active males and two passive (male or female). The two passives are butt to butt with a double sided dildo while giving the two active males are getting blowjobs.
If you ever go to Colorado with your partner, you have to try the Denver Double.
by DevDevDeviant June 16, 2025
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double

double sniper piper diaper typer wyper
that right there is a double sniper piper diaper typer wyper you know?
by killer__bitch February 17, 2020
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Double Tips

I’m headed to the mountain today; gonna rock the double tips.
by lrhl September 2, 2022
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