Ass Twister

In meat man parlance, an Ass Twister is someone who gives the impression of wanting to buy, but in reality has no intention of doing so. Crafty and cunning, these time wasters are a particularly insidious breed of shit breather. Also known as come backs and be backs, the Ass Twister inquires about every item the meat man has to offer, frequently interrupts his presentation with inane questions, wants to run their grimy paws on the merchandise, wants brochures and phone numbers and then refuses to buy because they haven't got two nickels to rub together and they've already blown their allotment of food stamps even though it's only the second day of the month.

Russ: "So, if I make you a deal sweet as pie, can you take these six cases I've got laid out here?"

Shit Breather: "No, but if you come back da fust of da monf, I'll be wif you on dem cases!"

Russ: "You Fucking Ass Twister!"

by Russ and Gus June 1, 2011

FRAIL ASS

Fragile and weak.

"dang ol' dude listens to Taylor Swift? FRAIL ASS"!

by hungster October 6, 2011

Tarp Ass

When you look at someones Rear end and notice its not as smooth and Delicate as it should be.

Also, when their derriere is guininely not normal.

Sometime used as an expression to shout when angry.

Finally, it can be used as an insult. (similar to Ass-hole)

Dude, her curves caught my eye until i noticed her Tarp Ass.

"Dayyyyum Ray Jay, Did you see her tarp ass."
"That just ain't right"

TARP ASS! I just got stuck hanging out with all these hipsters.

You are such a tarp ass. i cant believe you would goto chipotle and not invite us.

by 12345wes October 23, 2010

Nag-Ass

One who doesn't ever consider shutting the fuck up.

Sam was being a Nag-Ass every time someone started a conversation near the group. Only if someone would shut that bitch up.

by Brandon I. May 2, 2009

inverse assing

The act of sticking your ass in someone else's ass.

"Yo, Mr. Fields threatened to stick his ass in my ass"

by Mr. Fields May 4, 2005

ass pals

two dudes that pump the ass, usually together

Yo Paco I saw you bro'in with Bobby last night, you guys ass pals or what homie?

by HoratioGustavo April 6, 2007

babble-assing

People who have an urgent need to vent frustration "babble-ass" on and on and on. Considered harmless bitching.

Because she didn't get enough sleep the night before, Angie was babble-assing to her girlfriend about her boss.

by MamaJD January 1, 2009